Scorpio Pen Set – Funny Astrology Gift

For the person who knows everyone’s secrets, trusts approximately three people, and somehow looks intimidating while simply ordering coffee — the Scorpio Pen Set is the ultimate astrology-inspired stationery gift. Featuring five hilariously accurate phrases, this zodiac-themed pen set perfectly captures Scorpio’s intense, mysterious, sarcastic, and emotionally all-or-nothing energy.

Designed for astrology lovers, stationery enthusiasts, and novelty gift shoppers alike, this pen set makes the perfect birthday gift, desk accessory, or celestial self-care treat. Beautifully packaged on a bold illustrated backing card, it’s ideal for boutiques, bookstores, gift shops, and anyone who appreciates dark humour with cosmic flair.

Whether for journalling, note-taking, plotting world domination, or emotionally processing in silence, the Scorpio Pen Set adds personality and humour to everyday writing.

✨ Included Pen Phrases

• 😏 SARCASM IS MY LOVE LANGUAGE
• 🖤 GIVE ME ATTENTION BUT FROM FAR AWAY
• 🌙 I EITHER CARE WAY TOO MUCH OR NOT AT ALL
• 🕶️ WEARING BLACK IS A PART OF MY PERSONALITY
• 🌌 SCREAMING INTO THE VOID IS MY SELF CARE

🦂 Why You’ll Love It

• Perfect for Scorpio birthdays (October 23 – November 21)
• Fun astrology-themed stationery gift
• Great for journalling, work, and desk décor
• Bold retail-ready packaging ideal for gifting
• Dark humour astrology lovers instantly relate to

Please note:
Purchase includes one Scorpio Pen Set containing 5 pens.
Packaging and colours may vary slightly from images shown.